SMS Funny Sms messages: 07/27/08

Door Of Understanding Thats U my FRIEND

F:Filed Of Love! R:Root Of Joy! I:Island Of GOD! E:End Of Sorrow! N:Name Of Hope! D:Door Of Understanding! Thats U my FRIEND

THE LOVE of a friend knows no

THE LOVE of a friend knows no boundaries, No limits, just endless LOVE &CARE!

A best friend is somebody who

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about You, yet still manages to like you anyway.

We share our heartaches and our joy

We share our heartaches and our joy Cause that what friends are for Knowing we can be “our selves” To heart with an “open door” Advice is free and it’s meant to be A caring gesture of love..

Nice frnds wil b remembered as spcl

Nice frnds wil b remembered as spcl blessings n thr r vry few as precious as u, n tats d vry spcl reason why I keep in touch wit u.

Our friendship is like the hands of clock

Our friendship is like the hands of clock Though we are in the same clock,we r not able 2 meet Even if we meet.. It is only for few minutes But still our friendship runs non-stop.

True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon

True friends are those who are there

True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what The circumstances are. Best friends are the people worth living for.

Forget about misfortunes you encounter,

Forget about misfortunes you encounter, but don’t forget the times your luck has turned. Forget about the days when you’ve been lonely, but don’t forget the friendly smiles you’ve seen. Forget about the plans that didn’t seem to work out right, but, Do not forget that you have friends, that you can always count on...

There are only two people

There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving u.

What is real but invisible

What is real but invisible? Your Care. What is true but unfair? Your Absence. What is sweet but naughty? Your Smile. What is precious but priceless? Our Friendship

I wonder why the stars shine even

I wonder why the stars shine even if i am sad, I wonder why the birds still fly even if i cry, I wonder why the sun still smiles even if i am blue, Bcoz the world is telling me i still have a friend like you!!!

Friendship is not a game to play

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn''t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

If 2 hearts r meant 2 be friends

If 2 hearts r meant 2 be friends, No matter how long it takes, How far they go, How tough it seems, Fate will bring them together, 2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER.

Relationship is like a violen

Relationship is like a violen, Music may stop now n then, But strings are attached forever. So if u r in touch or not, U r always remembered.

Post for true friend

Post (Ture Friend) Eligibility (Loving & Caring) Experience (Not Required) Duty (2 SmS Daily) Salary (Love Forever) To join (Give A Miss Call)

No one in this world has such grace

No one in this world has such grace No one is so able to fill your place You always know but i never say My LOVE for you grows with every passing day

All I wanted was sumone 2

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who wud b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who wud b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Despite the Old saying

Despite the Old saying “Dont Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed” Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

Monkey is still reading

1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it 1 monkey is reading it 1 monkey is angry 1 monkey is still reading 1 will forward the msg 2 another monkey. you continue to read?

If God would have created something

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

I can see you because you have a special

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

When the night comes look at the sky

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

Wen I send u msgs it doesnt

Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!

Where r u what r u doing

Where r u? what r u doing? R u busy? How much busy? Ltl or more? If ltl, Y dont u call me? If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this? Dont smile, call me immediately.

In life There are 6 thinigs

In life There are 6 thinigs u must never lose, 1. Character 2. Self Respect 3. Hope 4. Heart 5. Identity & 6. OFCOURSE ME..!

Tandoori Chicken

Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Future is Not something U Await

Future is Not something U Await! It is something U Must Create! Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

Doctors prescription 4 u...

Doctors prescription 4 u... A cute little smile 4 breakfast, More laughs 4 lunch, And lots of happiness 4 dinner... Doctor's fees? A SMS whenever u r free

A butterfly live only

A BUTTERFLY LIVES ONLY FOR FEW DAYS, BUT STILL IT FLIES JOYFULLY CAPTURING MANY HEARTS. EACH MOMENT IN LIFE IS PRECIOUS. LIVE HAPPY AND WIN MANY HEARTS

Far away from here totally inaccessible

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.

Prison VS work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers.

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

21st Century Good or Bad

21st Century.... Good/Bad??? Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our Job - Thankless Our Boss - Brainless Our Salary - Very less . . .

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