SMS Funny Sms messages: August 2008

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the, Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai, Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai, Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

KHOON se likh Diya Har Dewaar par

KHOON se likh Diya Har Dewaar par uska Naam, Aur phir tor di har Dewaar Jis per Likha tha uska naam, Kyun k Spelling mistake Thi.

Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata

Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata Pyaar karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, Pyaar me wafa mili to thik, Warna bewafao pe jo kharcha hota, Uska claim to mil jata.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua To rab se sikayat hogi.. Ek to jhella nahi jata Dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!

Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se

Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se Yeh Hame Barbaad Karte Hai Hum To Sms Ki Bouchaar Karte Hai Aur Yeh 1 Rupya Bachane Ki baat Karte Hai...

aamoo ki khusabu barish ki bahar

aamoo ki khusabu barish ki bahar garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar, thori c masti thora sa pyar load shading k liye raho tiyar, HAPPY SUMMER SEASION YAAR!

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Vibration ka kamaal hai

Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai

Puri botal na sahi

Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho

Aaj kal tum muskurati bahoot ho, mere dil ko tum bhati bahoot ho dil karta hai dinner par lejaon tumhe, par suna hai tum khati bahoot ho.

Din naya hai,Saal naya hai Badla badla khayal naya hai Kalm nayi hai,Alfaz naya hai Likhne ka andaaz naya hai Manzil nayi hai,Aghaz naya hai Ud chalne ko Parvaz naya hai Kashti nayi hai samandar naya hai kyuki . . Ab mera Contact No. naya hai

Salam araz hay

salam araz hay jawab qarz hay dena farz hay na dena marz hay na koi gharz hay bus itne araz hay agar SMS pasand aey to call karnaa farz hay

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata

Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..

Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein

Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein, ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus, kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein

Jam kadwaa hai magar itna nahi ki

Jam kadwaa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye, sms karny per paise lagtay hain magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.

Tumhare samne hain itney item

tumhare samne hain itney item kabhi hamein bhi pick karo hamare pyar ke icon pe kabhi to tum double click karo

Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri, Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere, Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye, Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska rang kala HOjaye.

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki, Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra, Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai, Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar, Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana, Zindagi mein sabko hasana, Dusman ko bhi gale lagana, Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana, Tapka denge saale ko.

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Remix

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix) Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye, Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K Chalta He Kya Karu Haye Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay, Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay, Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain, Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay. Good Morning

patte gir sakte hai ped nahi

patte gir sakte hai, ped nahi. suraj duv sakta hai, aasman nahi. dharti sukh sakti hai, daria nahi. duniya sudhar sakti hai, par aap nahi

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay

Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ, Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .

Har Masjid Se Churayi Hai Chappal

Har Masjid Se Churayi Hai Chappal Main Ne Faraz, Ab Log Mujhe Namaz Bhi Parhne Nahi Dete..!!

Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke

Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye.. Paperz Hon Magar Result Na Aaye, Classez Hon Magar Teacherz Na Ayen, Bus Main Bethain College Na Aaye, Picnic Par Jayen Magar Wapis Na Ayen, Garhi Chalaen Magar Petrol Na Dalwaen, Kabhi Kabhi Parhain Magar Paas Ho Jayen, Haftay Main 4 Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aaye

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam, Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam, Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam

Jinho Ne Kabhi Parhi Nahi Thi

Jinho Ne Kabhi Parhi Nahi Thi Namaz-e-Jumma FARAZ, Musharaf Ke Isteefay Ke Liya Woh Nafil Parh Rahe Thay

Have a nice day

A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day

Happiness keeps u Sweet;

Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

Gud Morning

Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.

Wishing you

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.

Good Night

Think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night

Have a nice day

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day! Good Morning! Have a nice day!

WAPDA waly connection mangain

Her Khushi Hansi mangay aapse,Her phool khushbu mangay aapse,Itni roshni ho aapki zindagi main k,Khud WAPDA waly connection mangain aapse.

Muskaan aapke honton se

Muskaan aapke honton se kabhi jaye na,Aansu aapki palkon pe kabhi aaye na,Poora ho chuka har khuaab,Aur jo pora na ho woh khuab kabhi aaye na.

Dua hai teri zindagi

Dua hai teri zindagi sada bahaar rahy,Her khushi ko khud tera intazaar rahy,Na ho khatam teri khushiyon ka khazana,Tere lab na bhulen kabhi muskurana.

Girls misuse it!mo SMS

Girls misuse it!models sell it!photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it!artists create it!Guess, what’s that?It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

SMILE:S: Sets SMS

SMILE:S: Sets u free,M: Makes u special,I: Increases ur face value,L: Lifts up ur spirits,E: Erases all ur tensions,So, please keep smiling

Little keys can open biglocks. SMS

Little keys can open biglocks...Simple words can reflect great thoughts..cute smile can cure heart blocks.. so keep smiling it simply rocks

Do U no Tears Can b Sometimes SMS

Do U no Tears Can b Sometimes Mor Special Than a Smile Smile Can b Given 2 any1 But Tears r Only 4 those Ppl Whom V Never Want 2 Lose

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti Say Jakray Rakhti Hay? Sardar Je: MISS "NARRA

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He

Santa- Yaar!

Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea? Santa: Yes, I Have. Banta: My Dad Killed It.

Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass

Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . . Because, Santa Is A Guy

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa-Kyun? Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?

Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Choclate Milk

Sardar g As A Director :

Sardar g As A Director : U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ... Hero: I Don't Knw Swiming Sardar g : Oye Don't Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them Some1 Asked What R U Doing? Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G? SArdar Replid: Éggs' Mother

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain Frnd: Wo Kyun? Sardar: Fikr Se? Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume? Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed

Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING

AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING''SHAIR'' SARDAR JEE SEDARTA PHIR RAHA HAYPATA HY Q ?????????????SIMPLE .......DESE DAYS.

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

Santa Opened Xerox Shop

Santa Opened Xerox Shop And Put A Big Cool Board Outside: Xerox Done In All Language

Smile Is Da Jam On Da Toast Of Life

Smile Is Da Jam On Da Toast Of Life It Adds Flavor Keeps It Frm Being Too Dry & Makes It Easier 2 Solve Life's Problems. Keep :-)Ing & Enjoy Life... GUD NITE

Stars have settled & moon will shine,

Stars have settled & moon will shine, Frndship matures as a lovely wine. a very lovely nite 2 a frnd of mine, may Ur nite b cool &fine.. Gudnit..Tkcr. .

Sometimes Road Traveled

Sometimes Road Traveled Turns Out To Be More Beautiful Then Destination Reached Enjoy Leading Ur Life No Matter What It Turns Out To be Good Morning .

Every Sunrise

Every Sunrise Tells Evrythin Will End With Sunset But Evry Sunset Givs Hoping Dreams Tells Surely Sun Will Rise Wid Our Ambitions As Gods Gift GUD mOrnInG

Have An Icy Morning,

Have An Icy Morning, Wid Buttering Msgs, Mochocolaty Calls, Creamy Thoughts, Fruity Funs Wid Jumpy Joys, Have A Sweet Day. Gud Morning.

Utha Le Re Maula,

Utha Le Re Maula, Utha Le.. Mere Ko Nahi Re, Mere Dost Ko Uthale.. Uper Nahi Re Baba, So Raha Hai, Neend Se Uthale.. :P Good/Morning

Too Many Of

Too Many Of Us Are Not Living On Our Dreams Because We Are Living On Our Fears.... Good Morning... Have Nice Day

God Gave Us Memories

God Gave Us Memories That We Might Have June Roses In December Of Our Lives. Good Morning Have A Wonderful Saturday And Keeep Smiling

The Day The

The Day The Lord Created Hope Was Probably The Same Day He Created Spring. Good Morning And Keep Smiling

Awl Morning r Lyk A Painting

Awl Morning r Lyk A Painting U Need A Little Inspiration To Get U Going A Little Smile To Brighten It & A Msg 4m Someone Who Cares To Color Ur Day GuD A.m

A NeW dAy bEgInInG iS pErHaPeS d BeSt TiMe 2 SaY

A NeW dAy bEgInInG iS pErHaPeS d BeSt TiMe 2 SaY It'S s0 nIcE 2 kNoW u & hErE's WiShInG oUr FrIeNdShIp CoNtInUeS 2 gRoW iN eVeRy DaYz To CoMe. GuD a.M .

LiFe SuRrOuNdZ

LiFe SuRrOuNdZ & eNgUlFz Us ... CaPtUrEd As A pIcTuRe PeRfEcT oBjEcT... rEmInDiNg Us EaCh DaY ... tO eMbRaCe OuR eXiStAnCe ... GuD mOrNiNg

All Morning Are Like Paintings

All Morning Are Like Paintings U Need A Little Inspiration To Get U Going A Little Smile To Brighten It & A Msg Frm Someone Who Cares To Color Ur Day Gud A.m

A New Day Beginning Is Perhapes

A New Day Beginning Is Perhapes d Best Time 2 Say It's So Nice To Know U & Here's Wishing Our Friendship Continues 2 Grow In Every Dayz To Come Good Morning ...

I Juzz Luv When

I Juzz Luv When Morning Gets Here ... Coz I Can Send A Cute Morning Greeting To Mt Cutest Friend What A Lovely Way To Start My Day Good Morning ..

Laugh Ur Heart Out

Laugh Ur Heart Out Dance In d Rain Cherish The Memories Ignore d Pain Love n Learn Forget n Forgive Coz Remeber U've Only 1 Lyf To Live Good Mornig ..

The Best Breakfast Ever Is The One

The Best Breakfast Ever Is The One That Feeds Both The Body And Soul; Commence Ur Day With PRAYER And Have A Very Wonderful Breakfast With GOD. Good Morning!

I Just Love When Morning Gets Here,

I Just Love When Morning Gets Here, Bkz I Can Send A Great Big Morning Sms To My Bestest Friend. What A Lovely Way To Start My Day.

NoW tHe NeW dAy hAs JuzZz sTaRteD

NoW tHe NeW dAy hAs JuzZz sTaRteD LeT it bE ThE BeSt OnE yEt FuLl Of HoPe, SucCeSs aNd GlAdNeSs LeaVe NoThIng To rEgRet GoOd MoRnIng .

U've 2 Walk Ur Own Walk In Dis Lyf

U've 2 Walk Ur Own Walk In Dis Lyf n As U r Traveling Down Ur Road Dun Luk Down @ Ur Feet, Keep Ur Head Up n Ur Eyes Focused On d Road Dat Reachz Ur Golz Gud A.m

Everytym Has Its Own Value

Everytym Has Its Own Value Morning Bringz HOPE Afternoon Bringz FAITH Evening Bringz LOVE Night Bringz DREAMZ I Wish U Find All Of Them Everyday

Every Morning U Have 2 Choices

Every Morning U Have 2 Choices Continue Your Sleep With Ur Dreams Or Wake Up And Chase Your Dreams The Choice Is Urz GoOd a.M n HvE a BlEsSeD dAy

This wArm

This wArm“Good Morning”iS sEnt tO LeaVea SMILE on ur Face,Drop ur BLues Even4 Just a wHiLe and2 wIsh u hapPiNessMore Than WorDsCan Say..God bless

Pursue Righteousness:

Pursue Righteousness:A wrong thing is wrong even if everyone else is doing it,A right thing is right even if you’re the only person doing it!Gud morning!

in Life, aLways remember

in Life, aLways remember one thing before doing something good or bad ..“what you dois whatdefines you” …Gud morning!

Good Byes Are Not Forever

Good Byes Are Not Forever Good Byes Are Not The End They Simply Mean I’ll Miss You Untill We Meet Again

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y zDid I Miss something?No Because “U” r in My “HEART”

Walk Is Easy

Walk Is EasyBut Walk Alone Is ToughBeing Luved By Someone Is SecureBut Loving Someone Is InsecureBeing Missed By Someone Is NiceBut To Miss Someone Is Painfull

I miss the laughs

I miss the laughs I used to get from you :( . . . . .I miss the talks we used to have. :( . . . . . .And above all,I just miss YOU!

I miss the laughs

I miss the laughs I used to get from you :( . . . . .I miss the talks we used to have. :( . . . . . .And above all,I just miss YOU!

Missing Someone Gets Easier Everyday

Missing Someone Gets Easier EverydayCozEven Though U r One Day Further4om The Last Tym U Saw ThemU r One Day Closer To The Next Tym U Will See

Ever since you ve left i ve

Ever since you ve left i verealised that a part of one`sLife is made of someoneelse`s life ,I MISS THAT PART .I MISS YOU.

i may seldom tell u how special u are,

i may seldom tell u how special u are,i may not be able to reach ubecausewe're both busy,but in spite of all,u know u are someonei really miss & care about.

Hundred words doesnt give pain

Hundred words doesnt give painbut,a Special Person's silencemakes more tears in heart.So,always keep in touch.+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674~ Tum BiN ~

U nvr turned bak..

U nvr turned bak..The day u moved out of my life..Beatzz seemzz to b heartless..Ur absence ceases mine EXISTENCE..Missing U .

What Makes A Frindship Special

What Makes A Frindship Special Is The Way Each One Remembers The Other When They Are Apart. They Miss The Talks, The Laughs N The Time They Spent Together. Life Changes, Memories Don't. I Miss U.

Let me guess what U R doing...

Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS Na.!! Oh Now U R Smiling.

I Miss You ...

I Miss You ...When Something Good Happens Coz You're The One I Want To Share With I Miss You ...When Something Troubles MeCoz You're The One Who Understands Me WellI Miss You ...When I Laugh & When I Cry CozYou're The One Who MakesThe Lauhter Grow & The Tears Disappear ...

I Miss You ...

Suno ...Jab Log Poochte

Suno ...Jab Log Poochte HynK Kon Hy JoTmhare Lafzo'n Main Bolta HaiTou Kia Kahoon UnseWo hi Jo Har Call Par"I Miss U"Keh Ker MjheBhool jata Hai ...

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

GILAmujhay gila to us chandse

GILAmujhay gila to us chandse haijo hr roz mujhay us ki yad mebe sakhtaho karaansoo bahate daikhtahai or us ko khabar bhi nahi karta

Your soul touching mine

Your soul touching mineYour heart feeling mineYour body caressing mineYour thoughts in my headYour love filling me totallySurrounding me engulfingMy entire being in its warmthYes I m missing you

Oye Mere Dost

Oye Mere DostAndhero Ke GhostDouble Ande Ke TostBhujhe Huye LamppostFlop Show Ke HostI Miss U D Most

No LifeWithout Love,,,

No LifeWithout Love,,,No AnswerWithout Question???No RainWithout Cloud....No FriendshipWithout"Y""O""U"... MISS U DEAR

Kash."".*"". DiL ". Ki .

Kash.*""*.*""*.* DiL *"*. Ki .*""* .*"awaz meitna asr Ho Jay,kHum apkoYÃ…DkrenaurapkokhabarHo Jay,/*I MIS U*/

Wen Daylight Turns 2a Darkened Hue,

Wen Daylight Turns 2a Darkened Hue, Da Lovely Stars R Hinting @ U, Ur Heartbeats Tells U Sumthng True, Dat Sum1 Sumwhere Is Missing U.

Jin raho pe ek umar tere sath raha hoon

Jin raho pe ek umar tere sath raha hoon Kuch roz se who raste sunsaan bohat hain Mil jao k lot k phir aon na main shayed Kamzor hoon main rah main tufan bohat hain Ek tum he nhi meri judai main pareshan Hum b to teri chahat main veran bohat hain Ek tarq-e-wafa pe main usay kese bhula doon Muj pea bi us k ehsan bohat hain

Ajeeb Lagti Hai Sham Kabi Kabi

Ajeeb Lagti Hai Sham Kabi Kabi,Zindagi Lagti hai Bejaan kabi Kabi,Samajh aye To Humein Bhi Batana K!!Que Karti Hain Yaddien Pareshan.........Kabi Kabi.........

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaastetussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaasteek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyoMarr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Mubarkan hon g mubarkanballe ballehaye shaawachak de phatteaha ahaooo...OoOoO...Oogidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..Mauj mana lotak taka taktak taka takduzzz..Duzzz..bishken...Bishkentotak totak totak tutian hey jamalohey jamalokyunke..bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida ay.

~ Baba Bhullay Shah ~

*~ Baba Bhullay Shah ~* Us Nal Yari Kadi Na Layo Jis Nu Apne Te Dharor Hove,Maa Baap Nu Bura Na Akhiyoo Bhawan Lakh Uhna Da Kasoor Hove,Bure Raste Kadi Na Jaiyo Chahe Knev Manzil Dor Hove, Rah Jande Nu Dil Kadi Na Deyo Chah Lakh Moh Te Noor Hove,Dosti Sirf uthe Kryo Jithe Dosti Nibahne Da Dastoor Hove.

Okha langda wakt vichory da.

Okha langda wakt vichory da.Bin Yar Guzara Kon Kary.Dunia to guzara ho sakda.yaran to kinaran kon kary.Ek din howy ty lang javy.Sari umer guzara kon kary.

Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai"

Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?kuri kehandi "meena"Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?munda kehanda "kameena"kuri kehandi" lagdey ta nahin"munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao

jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.

jay tu Rab nu manona pely yar noo mana.Rab mann janda yar noo manona okhaa ay.

Akhan nunh aakhan jhuk ja ao

Akhan nunh aakhan jhuk ja ao, sawan nunh aakhan ruk jao, O aa vardya vey aj vedray sadey, aey hasrato hun tey muk jao,

Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.

Seen sonian tur pardes chale pichu hu har banawi na.Pase tele the lodre howay khat likh deyaian sharmavi na.Khat likh k pavi dake kase hor de hath padravi na.jin rahi te fair milan ge sada pyar dilo polavi na.

Eh chand te taare, chhange nahio lagde,

Eh chand te taare, chhange nahio lagde, Osde nit de laare, chhange nahio lagde, Rabba sadde maa-peyo nu samjha, Hun assi vi kuwaare, chhange nahio lagde

jadh turri seh teri doli ni,

jadh turri seh teri doli ni, main daru walli botal kholi ni, teh ik mota jeha peg laaya, kal tere viah vich haan diyye ni main waiter bann ke aaya

Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan, usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan, hanju (tear) ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da, par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan

zakham inne gehre c ki izhaar ki karde,

zakham inne gehre c ki izhaar ki karde, asi khud nishaana ban gaye c waar ki karde, dil kadd ke tere kadma'ch rakh ditta, hun tu hi das iss ton wad tera satkaar ki karde..

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna

Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde,

Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..

Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie,

Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.

Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,

Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya, par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda. Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove, sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning

Meri akh da ik ik athroo tenu wajan mar da,

meri akh da ik ik athroo tenu wajan mar da,toon hee dhola dhol mera mein dil mera chatar da,hor kujh nayeen akh sakda tenu bulawan layee,eho kehna aa ja hun tey wasta ee pyar da

tussi door hoye sanoon jalan wastey

tussi door hoye sanoon jalan wastey, naley sadey toon jaan chudan wastey,haley waqt ee aaja mein tera oon,ik pal wich jindari langan wasteyj tun keeti na qadr saadey pyar dee tey na puch,tenu hanju wee nayeen milney wagan wastey

Dus hijar di koi had meno.

dus hijar di koi had meno.toun fair milain ga kad menoon.tu hr kisey day naal rawain.tey yaad kerain behad menoon.muk jaan hayatti dey dukhrre.aa kol mere ya sud menoon.

Ik ghunah mera maan peyo weikhey

ik ghunah mera maan peyo weikhey tey dewey desan kala,tey lakh ghunah mera Allah weikhey tey oo pardey pawan wala

Aj mera tenu ik ghal sunan noon jee karda,

aj mera tenu ik ghal sunan noon jee karda,tera ho k kasman khan noon jee kardakee karan k merey kol kujh wee nayeen,nayeen te terey toon sab kujh lutan noon jee karda

na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey

na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey, jehra mar jaye tenu bachan wastey,jey karni a mohabat tey sabnan nal kar,apney layee nayeen Rehman( Allah) wastey

Tun rona eein sanu hasan wastey,

tun rona eein sanu hasan wastey,saddey utoon sadqey waree jan wastey,tenu kehney aan murd ja hon wee assi rahee ooon,asan tur jana to rehna wey fir pachtan wastey

When You Love Somebody,

na rakh bas mohabt us insan wastey, jehra mar jaye tenu bachan wastey,jey karni a mohabat tey sabnan nal kar,apney layee nayeen Rehman( Allah) wastey

When You Love Somebody,

When You Love Somebody, Be Ready To Take The Intensity Of Emotions. Be Jealous, Anxious. Love With All Your Might. Take The Pain And Everything That Comes With It. Just Make Sure That The Person Is Worth It ...

Everything In Life Cant Make You Happy..

Everything In Life Cant Make You Happy.. Everything In A Day Cant Make You Satisfied But Therez One Thing Which Makes You Feel Nice.. Thats Love For You In Someone's Eyes .. !!

Sunsets Are Most Beautiful

Sunsets Are Most Beautiful When You Watch Them With Someone You Love And Yet They Are The Saddest Scenery Created By God When You Watch It Alone

Heart touching dialogue

Heart touching dialogueForce can make everything possible in de world, but it cannot create a single drop of love in anybody's heart..

When You Love Someone

When You Love Someone You Pick up The Little Things And Magically Turn Them Into Something Special .

Every Time I Think Of You, I'm sad ...

Every Time I Think Of You, I'm sad ... Every Time I Hear Your Name, I'm Mad ... But Every Time I Think Of How You Make Me Feel, I'm Glad .

831 Means

831 Means "I Love You" 8 Letters 3 Words 1 Meaning ...

Life's pearl:- Ven u start caring abt urself

Life's pearl:- Ven u start caring abt urself, u start loving smbody, But when u start caring about others, Somebody will start loving u..

Love Me But Love Me Like No Other !

Love Me But Love Me Like No Other ! Hold My Hand But Hold It Forever! Care For Me But Care For Me Deep! Take Me But Take Me To Keep!

FiRsT NiTe

FiRsT NiTe FiRsT SiGhT I SaW I KnEw LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys.

Hug Someone U Love

Hug Someone U Love & Tell How Much U Care. B'coz When They R Gone, No Matter How Loud U Shout & Cry, They Wont Hear U Anymore!

Hug Someone U Love

Hug Someone U Love & Tell How Much U Care. B'coz When They R Gone, No Matter How Loud U Shout & Cry, They Wont Hear U Anymore!

You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve,

You Hurt Me More Than I Deserve, How Can U Be So Cruel? I LOVE U More Than U Deserve, Why Am I Such A Fool?

There's Is 1 Moment In Your Life .

There's Is 1 Moment In Your Life Whn You're Wid Some1 & You Feel Like The World Has Stopped & Your Life Seems So Perfect Make Sure You Never Lose Tht Prson .

Its Amazing

Its Amazing How 1 Prson Can Bring You So Much Happiness & Pain In Ur Life. May Be Its Really Love Knocking When He/She Can Make You So Happy That You Forget All The Pain. So Don't Forget All The Happiness When He/She Breaks Your Heart...

Being Singal Is Cool

Being Singal Is Cool No Worrying Abt Any1, No Obligations & Best Of All,No Heartaches Bt U Know What? If U'll Never Get Ur Heart Broken, U'll Never Learn 2 Love

Those We Love Never Go Away

Those We Love Never Go Away They Walk Beside Us Everyday Unseen Un Hear Still Near Still Loved Still Missed & Still Very Dear

True, We Luv Lyf Not Bcoz V r Used To Living

True, We Luv Lyf Not Bcoz V r Used To Living But Bcoz V r Used To Luving Dere's Alwayz Sum Madness In Luv But There'z Also Some Reasons In Madness.

There Is One Moment Is Your Life

There Is One Moment Is Your Life When You Are With Someone And You Feel Like The World Has Stopped And Your Life Seems So Perfect Make Sure You Never Lose That Person .

|| A Beautifull Thought ||

A Beautifull Thought Love Is A Feeling Which You Feel & When You Feel That You're Going To Feel A Feeling .

Love Is

Love Is The Only Kind Of Fire Which Is Never Covered By Insurance ..

Love Is Like

Love Is Like Sun Coming Out Of The Clouds And Warming you Soul .

If I Have To Choose

If I Have To Choose Between Loving You And Breathing I Would Use My Last Breath To Say "I Love You"

When U Like Someone And When They R Not With U

When U Like Someone And When They R Not With U, U Feel U Must Talk To Them, Convey Them U Miss Them A Lot But All These Feelings Are Expressed As Tears. But When U Really See Them, U Dont Talk,U Remain Silent. Its The Place Where Silence Speaks More Than Words.

Arz Hai

Arz Hai "Unke Pyaar Ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya,... Unke Pyar ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya... auR.. AUR, AuR Us Intzar Me Na Jane Kitno Se PyAR KIYa.

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha Papa: Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Phuphian Sann.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp. Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore, I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me Thnx . . . . . Height Of Overacting

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

Teacher: "U R Late Today. School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai, Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?" Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na Kiya Karein, School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal

Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye Petrol K Liye.

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's B - Bikes. B - Beers. B - Babes. B - Bunks And The Most Important. B - Backlogs.

A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:

A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And Let The Atmosphere Come In"

Before U

Before U Judge A Person, Walk A Mile In His Shoes.. After That, . . . . Who Cares? He's A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!! Take & Run..

Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila?

Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila??? Think? Think? Think? Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .

A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .

A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . . As Long As He Does Not Love Her .

Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter

Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter Cycle Le Kr Dain, Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain, Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY" K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga

Things In

Things In Boys Room B4 Marrge- Parfums, Luv Lettrs, Gifts, F'shp Bands, Cards, Snaps. After Marrge- Painkilers, Loan Paprs Unpaid Bills

Raat Me Jab Sare Log So

Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai Wo Jagta Rehta Hai.. Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai Bolo Kyu??? Are Wo Wacth Man Hai

Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge? Student: Paani Nahi Toh Hum Swim Kaise Karenge Aur Swim Nahi Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...

Love Is An Illusion..

Love Is An Illusion.. Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People... People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In Flirting.

Who Is A Doctor???

Who Is A Doctor??? He Is That Person Who Cures The 'Ills' By 'Pills' & 'Kills' The Person With His 'Bills...

Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor. Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun. Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar

Best Sms Of 1947

Best Sms Of 1947 .. Tab MOBILE Tha Kya? Kabhi Toh Thode Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!

Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,

Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara, Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara Fir Kya Hua? Fir Hona Kya Tha Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Q:Why was the ghost arrested? A:Because it had no haunting license!!' 0300 880 9400

What Will Bunty Say To Bubly

What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time???? . . . . . . . . Hieeeeeeee !!!

Difference B/W Cinema Theatre

Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre? Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside! Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!

If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,

If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity, I Wud Sit Next To U Pull U Close To Me Put My Arms Around U And Say Proudly LOVING ANIMALS That's Humanity :P

Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ... But Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You And Yell "Run LOSER Run

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Gold To Send U .. I Have No Diamond To Send U .. I Have No Credit To Call U .. I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That "Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->

A LawYer

A LawYer Will dO AnYthInG 2 Win A CaSe SomeTimeS He Will EvEn tElL ThE TrUth.

By The Time You

By The Time You Finish Reading This Sms You'll Realize You Have Wasted Your Time & Been Made Fool As Well

... Money Talks ...

... Money Talks ... I Don't Deny ... I Heard It ... When I Took It Out From Pocket ... It Said Good-Bye ... ;->

L . I . F . E

L . I . F . E Is LiKe BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ... BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ... UnTiLl , yOu FiNd A nUt YoU IkE ... [:

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna Jo Naik Ho. 5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho. Parda B Krti Ho. Rozy B Rkhti Ho Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri Shadi Krwani Hy Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon

Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya? Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do

1st Dost:

1st Dost: Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat.. 2nd Dost: To Phir Wahan Tha Kya? 1st Dost: Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.

Nice Patriotic Story*

Nice Patriotic Story* 1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha. Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha K Light Chali Gai Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi Se Bola *Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤

ye hi in ki tmana hai to rona SMS

ye hi in ki tmana hai to rona chhor dete hai.ye qissa humne chhera hai adhura chhor dete hai.ager in ki tmana hai to dil pe jaber kar k hum.jo in k gher ko jata hai wo rasta chhor dete hai.

We\'ve known each other by CHAN SMS

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

Keep the lamp of friendship bu SMS

Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love caz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in hearts & sets with death.

Life Is A Railway Station SMS

Life Is A Railway Station In Which Love Is A Train It Will Come And Go At Any Time But Friendship Is The Track It Will Be Forever...

1)u canbuy giftsbut

1) u canbuy giftsbutnot love.u canpretend 2 smilebutnot be happy.u canlie to othersbutnot to urself.u canhave other FRIENDSbutnone as SWEET as me...

Tumharay wasty rakhein hain hu SMS

Tumharay wasty rakhein hain hum ney do tuhffay ,,,,, Dill Ibteda k liey jan Inteha K leye

Ek larki padil chale ja rahi t SMS

Ek larki padil chale ja rahi thi, larka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peechay murkar dekh tera dupatta zameen sa ghisa ja raha hai, larki jawab deti hai ae dewany to kia jane ye b apna faraz nibha raha hai,koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko isiliye nishan mitata ja raha hai.

Dotye hi in ki tma SMS

Dotye hi in ki tmana hai to rona chhor dete hai.ye qissa humne chhera hai adhura chhor dete hai.ager in ki tmana hai to dil pe jaber kar k hum.jo in k gher ko jata hai wo rasta chhor dete hai

Is dil main tarany buhat hain. SMS

Is dil main tarany buhat hain.Zindagi main bahany buhat hain.kis kis ko SMS karoon is na Cheeez k Deewany buhat hain..

Abi to raat baqi hai,ye dhal j SMS

Abi to raat baqi hai,ye dhal jai to so jana,ghari bhar ko dil-e-nadan sambhal jaye to tu so jana,ye julte hont or ye neend mai dhubi hui ankhain,mujai soney nahi deti tumari adhi khuli ankhain ,zara thehro mujaibhi neendaajai tu so jana,haseen ho tum,tumai kia gham tumai to neend payari h,hamara haal mat pucho k hum per raat bhaari h,hamaray sir qayamat h,ye tal jai to so jana....