Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:
Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: Papa Me Ne B Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha Papa: Kute Deya Putra O Teriyan Phuphian Sann.
As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.
As I M Now In Da Mst Imp. Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore, I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me Thnx . . . . . Height Of Overacting
Teacher: "U R Late Today.
Teacher: "U R Late Today. School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai, Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?" Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na Kiya Karein, School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye Petrol K Liye.
Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's B - Bikes. B - Beers. B - Babes. B - Bunks And The Most Important. B - Backlogs.
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And Let The Atmosphere Come In"
Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila?
Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila??? Think? Think? Think? Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .
A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .
A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . . As Long As He Does Not Love Her .
Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter
Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter Cycle Le Kr Dain, Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain, Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye
Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna
Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY" K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga
Raat Me Jab Sare Log So
Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai Wo Jagta Rehta Hai.. Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai Bolo Kyu??? Are Wo Wacth Man Hai
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge? Student: Paani Nahi Toh Hum Swim Kaise Karenge Aur Swim Nahi Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...
Love Is An Illusion..
Love Is An Illusion.. Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People... People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In Flirting.
Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor??? He Is That Person Who Cures The 'Ills' By 'Pills' & 'Kills' The Person With His 'Bills...
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor. Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun. Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar
Best Sms Of 1947
Best Sms Of 1947 .. Tab MOBILE Tha Kya? Kabhi Toh Thode Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara, Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara Fir Kya Hua? Fir Hona Kya Tha Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
Q:Why was the ghost arrested? A:Because it had no haunting license!!' 0300 880 9400
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time???? . . . . . . . . Hieeeeeeee !!!
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre? Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside! Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity, I Wud Sit Next To U Pull U Close To Me Put My Arms Around U And Say Proudly LOVING ANIMALS That's Humanity :P
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ... But Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You And Yell "Run LOSER Run
I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Gold To Send U .. I Have No Diamond To Send U .. I Have No Credit To Call U .. I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That "Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
By The Time You
By The Time You Finish Reading This Sms You'll Realize You Have Wasted Your Time & Been Made Fool As Well
... Money Talks ...
... Money Talks ... I Don't Deny ... I Heard It ... When I Took It Out From Pocket ... It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
L . I . F . E
L . I . F . E Is LiKe BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ... BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ... UnTiLl , yOu FiNd A nUt YoU IkE ... [:
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna Jo Naik Ho. 5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho. Parda B Krti Ho. Rozy B Rkhti Ho Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri Shadi Krwani Hy Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya? Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
Nice Patriotic Story*
Nice Patriotic Story* 1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha. Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha K Light Chali Gai Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi Se Bola *Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤
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