SMS Funny Sms messages: 07/24/08

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time

Your Birthday Is The Perfect TimeTo Wish You Nothing LessThan Favorite Memories, Plans And DreamsThat Bring You Happiness,For Birthdays Are A Link BetweenThe Future And The Past,Reminding Us To Treasure MostThose Special Joys That Last

The Old Believe Everything;

The Old Believe Everything; The Middle Aged Suspect Everything: The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

meri jaan mubarak ho aapko ye

meri jaan mubarak ho aapko ye; din jab jab ye mubarak din ayegi, tab tab me ye is khuda ko sukriya kahungi ;kyun ke isdin ko banaya gaya to he mere liye, aapko jamin pe uttara gaya he mere liye,to ye din mubarak ho mujhe aur us dil ko jo aapki to he par dhadakta he mere liye.

Kay Teray Janam Din par

Kay Teray Janam Din par Khuda Paak! Tujhay who sub kuch Ata karay Jis ki Tammanna Teray Dil nay Ki, Har who Khuahish jo teray labon par Machalti ho Poori Ho! Aur teri yeh Roshan Ankhain Sada Chamkain Teri MAsoom muskurahat Sada teray labon ka Mehwar ho Khushiyun say tera daman Hameesha Bhara rahay Aur Khuda Paak! Teri Umer Daraz Karain Ameen

Christmas is not a time nor a season

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Somehow, not only for Christmas

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long yearthrough, The joy that you give to others, Is the joythat comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing,The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Faith makes all things possible

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Christmas waves a magic

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyanapaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamarikare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh

Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebratethis blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Christmas may be many things

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.

Science haz proved that SugaR

Science haz proved that SugaR melts in water…… so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain.. otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!!

A small Child said to his father

A small Child said to his father I want to be married Dad Father: To whom my son? Child: To the grand mother Dad. Father: Nonsense, She is my mother . Child: Dad you married my mother.

Wen I send u msgs it doesnt

Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!

Where r u what r u doing

Where r u? what r u doing? R u busy? How much busy? Ltl or more? If ltl, Y dont u call me? If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this? Dont smile, call me immediately.

In life There are 6 thinigs

In life There are 6 thinigs u must never lose, 1. Character 2. Self Respect 3. Hope 4. Heart 5. Identity & 6. OFCOURSE ME..!

Tandoori Chicken

Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Future is Not something U Await

Future is Not something U Await! It is something U Must Create! Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

Doctors prescription 4 u...

Doctors prescription 4 u... A cute little smile 4 breakfast, More laughs 4 lunch, And lots of happiness 4 dinner... Doctor's fees? A SMS whenever u r free

A butterfly live only

A BUTTERFLY LIVES ONLY FOR FEW DAYS, BUT STILL IT FLIES JOYFULLY CAPTURING MANY HEARTS. EACH MOMENT IN LIFE IS PRECIOUS. LIVE HAPPY AND WIN MANY HEARTS

Far away from here totally inaccessible

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.

Prison VS work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers.

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

21st Century Good or Bad

21st Century.... Good/Bad??? Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our Job - Thankless Our Boss - Brainless Our Salary - Very less . . .

A SIMPLE WAY for HAPPY LIVING

A SIMPLE WAY for HAPPY LIVING FORGET 2 things in LIFE., 1) the GOOD you do for others. 2) the BAD done by others 2 you.

Read this fast

Read this fast! Tea Coffee Tea Coffee Tea Coffee Tea Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..

Life is like a novel

Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense. You hav no idea wat is going to happen until u turn the page. so enjoy each moment of life.

LITTLE Is what I talk to you

“LITTLE” Is what I talk to you. “LOT” Is what I like about you. “SUCCESS” Is what I wish for you “REMEMBRANCE” Is what I except from You.

LITTLE Is what I talk to you

“LITTLE” Is what I talk to you. “LOT” Is what I like about you. “SUCCESS” Is what I wish for you “REMEMBRANCE” Is what I except from You.

Without ur SMS days are like

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Never say u are happy when u r sad

Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when Im still alive.

If hardwork is yours

If hardwork is yours, then success is yours. If love is yours, then life is yours, if confidence is yours, then the world is yours.

Great minds contain ideas

Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u.

Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of

Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of 1. Arrogant 2. Sweet 3. Egoistic 4. Lively 5. Playful 6. smart 7. Honest 8. Shy 9. Confident 10.Hyper Be Honest while you reply. Good Night

So simple it is to Live

So simple it is to Live. So simple it is to Love. So simple it is to Smile. So simple it is to win. But it’s too difficult to be so simple.

May God gift u all the colors of life

May God gift u all the colors of life, Colors of joy, Colors of happiness, Colors of friendship, Colors of luv and All other colors U want to paint in ur life.

Be Optic in HEART

Be Optic in (HEART) Be Dynamic in (THOUGHT) Be Static in (MIND) Be Electric in (CHARACTER) The U wil be (MAGNETIC) EVERYwhere....

Life is like cotton

Life is like cotton-Dont make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow.But make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy.

Change is a nature of life

Change is a nature of life But challenge is a aim of life So you have to challenge the changes But not 2 change the challenges.

how can u spell n-ce without i

how can u spell n-ce without i pol-te with i how can u smile witout i how can u wish without i U know I am very important

I have the power to suspend you

Principal:- I have the power to suspend you, I have the power to fine you, Ihave the power to Expel you, Do you know where are you Stand. Boy says:-In the power house

Science haz proved that SugaR

Science haz proved that SugaR melts in water…… so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain.. otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!!

A small Child said to his father

A small Child said to his father I want to be married Dad Father: To whom my son? Child: To the grand mother Dad. Father: Nonsense, She is my mother . Child: Dad you married my mother.