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Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.

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Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.

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Santa- Yaar!

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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours

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Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

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Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass

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Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

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Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?

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Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,

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Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???

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Sardar g As A Director :

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A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

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Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

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Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed

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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,

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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

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Santa Opened Xerox Shop

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