Wen I send u msgs it doesnt

Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!

Where r u what r u doing

Where r u? what r u doing? R u busy? How much busy? Ltl or more? If ltl, Y dont u call me? If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this? Dont smile, call me immediately.

In life There are 6 thinigs

In life There are 6 thinigs u must never lose, 1. Character 2. Self Respect 3. Hope 4. Heart 5. Identity & 6. OFCOURSE ME..!

Tandoori Chicken

Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!

Future is Not something U Await

Future is Not something U Await! It is something U Must Create! Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

Doctors prescription 4 u...

Doctors prescription 4 u... A cute little smile 4 breakfast, More laughs 4 lunch, And lots of happiness 4 dinner... Doctor's fees? A SMS whenever u r free

A butterfly live only

A BUTTERFLY LIVES ONLY FOR FEW DAYS, BUT STILL IT FLIES JOYFULLY CAPTURING MANY HEARTS. EACH MOMENT IN LIFE IS PRECIOUS. LIVE HAPPY AND WIN MANY HEARTS

Far away from here totally inaccessible

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. where ever you go or when, you will always be near me.

Prison VS work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers.

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

21st Century Good or Bad

21st Century.... Good/Bad??? Our communication - Wireless Our dress - Topless Our telephone - Cordless Our cooking - Fireless Our youth - Jobless Our food - Fatless Our labour - Effortless Our conduct - Worthless Our relation - Loveless Our attitude - Careless Our feelings - Heartless Our politics - Shameless Our education - Valueless Our follies - Countless Our arguments - Baseless Our Job - Thankless Our Boss - Brainless Our Salary - Very less . . .

A SIMPLE WAY for HAPPY LIVING

A SIMPLE WAY for HAPPY LIVING FORGET 2 things in LIFE., 1) the GOOD you do for others. 2) the BAD done by others 2 you.

Read this fast

Read this fast! Tea Coffee Tea Coffee Tea Coffee Tea Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..

Life is like a novel

Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense. You hav no idea wat is going to happen until u turn the page. so enjoy each moment of life.

LITTLE Is what I talk to you

“LITTLE” Is what I talk to you. “LOT” Is what I like about you. “SUCCESS” Is what I wish for you “REMEMBRANCE” Is what I except from You.

LITTLE Is what I talk to you

“LITTLE” Is what I talk to you. “LOT” Is what I like about you. “SUCCESS” Is what I wish for you “REMEMBRANCE” Is what I except from You.

Without ur SMS days are like

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Never say u are happy when u r sad

Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when Im still alive.

If hardwork is yours

If hardwork is yours, then success is yours. If love is yours, then life is yours, if confidence is yours, then the world is yours.

Great minds contain ideas

Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u.