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Best Sms Of 1947

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Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,

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Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

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What Will Bunty Say To Bubly

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Difference B/W Cinema Theatre

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If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,

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Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ... But Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You And Yell "Run LOSER Run

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

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A LawYer

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By The Time You

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... Money Talks ...

... Money Talks ... I Don't Deny ... I Heard It ... When I Took It Out From Pocket ... It Said Good-Bye ... ;->

L . I . F . E

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Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

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Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon

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1st Dost:

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Nice Patriotic Story*

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