Arz Hai

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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se:

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As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

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Teacher: "U R Late Today.

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Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal

Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle Hi Baich Dia Bilal Kahin Khud Ko Na Baichna Par Jaye Petrol K Liye.

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's B - Bikes. B - Beers. B - Babes. B - Bunks And The Most Important. B - Backlogs.

A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:

A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And Let The Atmosphere Come In"

Before U

Before U Judge A Person, Walk A Mile In His Shoes.. After That, . . . . Who Cares? He's A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!! Take & Run..

Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila?

Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila??? Think? Think? Think? Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .

A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .

A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . . As Long As He Does Not Love Her .

Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter

Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter Cycle Le Kr Dain, Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain, Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY" K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga

Things In

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Raat Me Jab Sare Log So

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Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge? Student: Paani Nahi Toh Hum Swim Kaise Karenge Aur Swim Nahi Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...

Love Is An Illusion..

Love Is An Illusion.. Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People... People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In Flirting.

Who Is A Doctor???

Who Is A Doctor??? He Is That Person Who Cures The 'Ills' By 'Pills' & 'Kills' The Person With His 'Bills...